.............................. Dave Wilton's Special Edition Holden Report - Issue #6
    This...groundbreaking news from Dave Wilton (our friendly Holden Repairman)

  • The Holden is Still off White. The machine is running like a finely tuned race car, with the acceleration of a drag-bike, and it handles like its on rails. All this brilliance is great, but actually getting into this mammoth beast is proving to be the major draw back. The locks have decided to work too well and therefore the accesability is somewhat limited. At present the front passenger is the only that will unlock from the outside.

  • Ventilation is also at a premium, being that it is getting to the point that it's impossible to open the windows with any ease. Sammy's door that he's having for dinner is getting rustier by the day, but I think it will survive.

    Never fear, all these problems are on the road to recovery. Soon hopefully everything will do it's designed job satisfactory, and the joy of riding in the Monkey Mobile with it's bright yellow glossy finish will be restored.

    Dave

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