- The 'Uncle Monkey' mobile has been running fine, although we have had to top the
oil up a few times in the last month due to some leaking.
- We lied about the MONK1E numberplate
in the last Holden Report and are still planning
on purchasing it (although we did purchase a new accessorie for the Holden!)
YES...we have purchased a Monkey Mobile (phone) for the Monkey Mobile! Bright
yellow...it fits nicely on the dashboard of the Holden. The number is +64 21 375669.
still the current colour of Holden
- We must have blown a fuse as the horn and dashboard lights are both not working.
The Holden is in continual stealth mode (refer to previous
Holden Report for explanation).
- The new signal for picking one another up for gigs is 2 loud revs in 1st gear.
- The Holden has a new job this month. It has become the fleet vehicle for
distribution of our new album.
- Holden Fact No.3: Holdens attract alot of police cars.
- After a recent performance for Firestone Tires Steve was breath tested twice
in Upper Hutt. The officer was fairly unamused with Steve's banter about just having
been pulled over 2 minutes ago! Firestone Tires were not willing to throw in a new
set of wheels for us either.
- Carl gets 'driver of the month' for locking the Holden in 1st gear.
- Sam gets 'parallel parker of the month' for 4 attempts and still ending up with
the back wheel on the footpath.
Holden Report - Issue #2 (previous editions)
Holden Report - Issue #1
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