| .......................................... | Holden Report - Issue #12 | ||
Sam and Carl have both received their Photo Drivers' Licenses and are both legit now. Steve has very cunningly put himself out of the drivers seat for April by breaking his right leg. He was playing soccer one Saturday and broke it while scoring a goal! The driving responsibilities now go to Sam and Carl who not only have to drive Steve everywhere but transport drinks to his table in bars! The rear seat of the Holden is now a mobile ambulance for Steve. Holden fact No.19: If you disconnect the temperature gauge the Holden never overheats. Wog (Stephen Wright) gets 'Passenger of the Month' when he took the Holden for a drive and stalled it 3 times. The local Wellington weather is starting to give the Holden the jitters when starting. Winter must be coming. Some cultures use the moon as a calendar marker for planting new crops. The band can tell from how long it takes the Holden to start. Holden fact No.20: By painting your Holden bright yellow with monkeys on the back your vehicle is a marked car.
Holden Report | (previous editions)
- #11 March '00 | - #10 February '00 - #9 January '00 - #8 December '99 - #7 November '99 - #6 July '99 (Special Edition - while overseas.) - #5 March '99 - #4 February '99 - #3 December '98 - #2 November '98 - #1 October '98 | |